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…seriously? Heckcare assumptions? How do you assume and don’t give a rat’s ass at the same time? 😳 #captchaphrasesthatdontmakeanysenseatall
Congratulations to @msamir & @aduhlurun on your wedding! Welcome to the club and may the union kekal till Jannah, insyaAllah! :) #samirandnurul
A friendly public service announcement in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Punk rock, metal, hard rock, hardcore.. any Justin Bieber songs will turn you into a zombie. Beware.
Duct tape is ever so useful. It can help in the fight against the breeding of dengue from mosquitoes. Cover the gaps of manholes with duct tape. Well done Tampines Town Council. :p
…and I am not even halfway through this well-done steak. And I am full. Man, this is good! #badoquecafe #foodporn #igsg (at Badoque Cafe)
…speedy recovery my Love. The promise to take care of you, in sickness and in health will always be fulfilled. 😘😷😴 (at TTSH Accident & Emergency (A&E))
…this conversation happened when I was in the cab with my in-laws and my MIL told me the story behind wifey and Pey Yot…I mean Farrer Road. 😂 #shitwesaywhenwearestilllearningtopronouncewordsduringourkiddiedays
…because shaving off the soul patch is too mainstream. So I tried shaving off the centre part of my lower lip. #bleeding #freakaccidents
Exactly a year ago, we brought our 7 years of courtship to another level by making a lifetime promise to each other. The day we both retired our bachelor & bachelorette status to be husband & wife. Alhamdullilah, this one year of being married to @thehyperbole is the greatest, most important thing that have happened to my life. Here’s a toast to the most wonderful, loveable, annoying (at times), funny, intelligent, sweet & most beautiful significant other of mine..my dearest wife, I love you to infinity and BEYOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
First World Problems: 12 more hours to the FA Cup final and THIS have to happen. OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. #manchestercity #mancity #FACup2013final #citizen